Pardon my language. I'm in a bit of shock.

Ever seen somebody SLAP A FUCKING COBRA??? 

Can you believe the balls on that guy?

(via Wirecutter)

Nice, or suicidal?

I can't quite decide.  I mean, if you know someone's stalking you, and you don't take any and all action to keep them the fuck away from you, isn't that the same as actively killing yourself when they stab you to death?

Somehow, I don't feel any sorrow for the victim of this particular murder.  Nor for the woman who raised her to be this way.

I salute his courage.

Tom Holland has balls the size of mountains, made of solid steel, to have actually started researching Islam, and then to have published his findings that it was likely a religion created by the Caliphate to control the peasants.

He may not have the self-preservation instinct of a lemming, but by God, he's got courage.   

Saw this about a week and a half ago.

A sixty-seven year old Vietnam veteran, when confronted by a twenty-something year old black thug and his 'hos, kicked the living dog shit out of the punk.



I've got some friends who I think could do just as well, if not better. And I really resent the bus driver throwing the one who was hit first off the bus without throwing the thugs off the bus, too--which let said thugs steal his stuff.

I wasn't going to post about this. Then I read a blog buddy's post that used the "N-word" in describing the video--one that had me dying laughing when I read his disclaimer about using the "N-word" in his post about this happenstance:

"Please be advised that BLACK people are not born NIGGERS--they earn the title."

Indeed, my friend. Indeed.

Justice served.

A woman in Maine will not be seeing the inside of a prison for killing her scumbag neo-Nazi husband before he did permanent damage to her or their daughter.

Good for her. Speaking as a survivor, I wish my mother had had the guts to do likewise.

Amber Cummings is a hero, in my books.

Way to go, Senator Harkin!

Your ridiculous claim that the pernicious and open attempts to bribe, bully, or otherwise coerce the votes needed to pass legislation that a majority of this country's productive citizens (as well as almost half of those who aren't productive citizens) don't want passed is "small stuff" is the kind of behavior driving long-time morals-driven Democrats who don't want the country destroyed into the other party.

Well done, sirrah. Well done, indeed. You've gone so far into the idiot category that I'd almost hail you as a bassakwards hero.

Yet another individual with giant balls.

This guy. 91 years old, and holds a would-be home invader at gun point until the police arrive.

Naked.

Dirty big balls.

And he's got the biggest.

There's nothing else I can say about a man who kills a Taliban machine gunner in Afghanistan with a freakin' bayonet!!

A good start.

An Italian cabinet member has recommended that rapists be chemically castrated.

As he told the media, "Talk of rehabilitation is not enough. Society must defend itself."

Indeed.

Cool.

David Spade is an ace in my books. Seriously, dude, way to put your money where your mouth is.

Thank you for the donation to the Phoenix law enforcement.

Now let's see if he ever works in Hollywood again.

I think I'm going to faint.

A city beaureaucrat shows common sense: an armed populace makes the criminal element think twice about attempting to victimize their neighbors. If criminals are sure that many people carry guns, but don't know who specifically does, they're not going to chance attacking anyone for fear they'll be shot.

The cop quoted in the story who says that carrying guns "is not a recipe for a less violent community" obviously is too busy having a snit at the implication that the police can't protect the entire city of St. Louis to do anything but parrot the anti-gun propoganda pushed in larger cities.

I call this particular city leader, Alderman Charles Quincy Troupe of St. Louis, a hero.

If this is true, we're all in deep trouble.

Kanye West, in a surprising burst of humility, let it be known that he thinks he's the voice of this generation.

I certainly hope not--if he is the voice of even a small part of this generation, we can look forward to true misogyny coming back with the coming of age and into political power of the generation he claims to speak for. We can look forward to the United States' average citizen becoming more selfish, and more arrogant, but more ignorant, and less able to defend him/herself from a power hungry government, and an envious world.

And heaven help the rest of us.

Update: The man himself proves my point.

Wow. Just--wow.

A woman in Texas bought a home at a foreclosure auction. Then she gave it back to the woman who'd lost it in the foreclosure.

Wow. That's definitely a hero, right there. This is what we should all aspire to be like.

Exactly how is this a "lose-lose" situation?

A man in Indiana killed a man who broke into his home to rape his 17-year-old daughter. The AP report says that the homeowner, 64-year-old Robert McNally, found the intruder, 52-year-old convicted sex offender David T. Meyers, naked in his daughter's bedroom, holding rope and a knife. McNally wasn't trying to kill Meyers--all he did was grab the naked criminal in a headlock and drag him into the hall to pin him while his wife called 911.

Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your point of view), Meyers had a heart condition, and had a heart attack.

Police don't anticipate charges against McNally, because all he did was pin the perp to the floor in the hall while his family awaited the police. However, the case is being investigated by the county's prosecuting attorney.

McNally called the whole situation a "lose-lose" situation, because Meyers had family, too. In my opinion, that makes McNally a much better person than many of us. If he can sympathize with the family of the man who almost raped his daughter, he's very good man, and an example for the rest of us to try to follow. We know he has to be his daughter's hero.

Bad bird, bad bird. Whatcha gonna do?

Yesterday, New Jersey cops found out just how good certain breeds of birds can mimic sound.

The story runs that neighbors in Trenton heard a woman crying out "Help me! Help me!" Like any good neighbors would do, they called the police. The police come, no one answers the door, they break in, and find--(drum roll, please) a cockatoo.

Honestly, it was a mistake. I applaud the actions of everyone involved--the neighbors for calling for help, and the cops for attempting to provide it. The actions all around were nothing less than the everyday heroism that keeps me from losing hope in humanity.

The reason I chose to use this category is because the bird has a history of similar pranks. The owner lets the bird watch television, and it learns the sounds it mimics from TV shows. A few years ago, the bird imitated a crying baby long enough that neighbors called Child Protective Services.

As the neighbors and the cops are the heroes in this story, I think the bird's owner is an idiot for what he or she lets the bird watch and learn.

Killed! With his own gun!

But he wasn't the homeowner in the situation, but the punk that broke into a Texas mother's home in a home invasion robbery gone right (at least in my opinion).

The deceased, and one of his buddies, broke into a home with a family home. The deceased pointed a shotgun at the homeowner. She took the shotgun away, killed him with it, and put his buddy in the hospital.

I know, I know. There are a lot of people out there who whine that people who carry guns are often killed by their own guns, but this is definitely a case where it was not only deserved, but funny.

I'd say Mama goes into the hero category, and the dead perp goes into the idiot. It's a two-for-one deal!

I don't know what to think about this.

Is she an idiot, or does she have solid brass ovaries the size of mountains?

Late last night, just before I went to bed, I saw a story about a Georgian TV reporter, Tamara Urushadze, who was doing a live report about the situation. She came under Russain sniper fire. Everyone else took cover, but she didn't. She was hit in the arm, and, after a few minutes, finished the live, outdoor report!

I'm not sure if I think she's a hero or an idiot. I'm kind of leaning toward hero.