Sometimes I really question our government.

Because with friends like this, who needs enemies? 

Barbarians.

I can't think of another word for a people who are so lacking in self control that they'll fuck anything female, no matter species or age, and only hiding the female form will stop it. 

I mean, it's not so hard to learn self-control.  All there needs to be is clear consequences to unwanted behavior--consequences bad enough that no one wants to face them, and consequences that are uniformly enforced, no matter the station. 

I can think of one that might work.  After all, the Muslim world cuts off the fingers and/or hands of thieves...

Dig 'im up.

If Arafat was murdered, we need to find out who did it...

What's next?

Saudi Arabia is taking things a wee bit too far, in attempting to control their female population: when a woman travels, officials text the men in their families to make sure they're aware of it. 

Next thing will be ankle bracelets like they put on criminals under house arrest, here in the US.  And then, when that's too inconvenient, they'll start putting chips in their women, like we do our pets.

Where are the feminists?  Where are the women's rights advocates?  This is what they need to be fighting, not domestic violence where the woman is the one that threw the first punch, even if they take the most damage when their man hits them back.

Because planes crashing so rarely do damage...

I cannot believe the chutzpah required to say that Israel is overreacting to the rocket attacks because "the rockets are essentially very ineffective, they rarely do damage and that the response from Israelis is disproportional to the threat they’re under."

Go live in Israel for a while, honey.  Then come back and tell us how disproportional it is for Israel to protect its citizens from attacks by an enemy who lives as close to them as Mexico does to us (as in: not only right next door, but interspersed throughout its territory).

Bring. It.

So...perceived insults to Mohammed sparked the terror attacks that murdered four more of our civilians yesterday, on the eleventh anniversary of the one of the biggest, most public attacks on American soil.  We need to bomb every fucking building in every fucking village in Libya to rubble too small to house a mouse.  Then, we need to do it again in Cairo, where they're attempting a repeat performance, and any other place where the fucking sand lice are rioting.

At the very least, we need to withdraw every soldier we have over there, withdraw every single dollar of foreign aid, develop our own damn resources, airdrop the fuckers at Gitmo over the Middle East without the benefit of a parachute, and tell them if they protest too loudly, they're going to end up suck-starting an Abrams.  

If they're so easily riled up, let me have a try.  I can defend myself a whole lot better than some state department apologist pussy put in place by the current bowing, ass-kissing, cock-sucking Wookie jockey infesting the White House.

Let me see...Mohammed takes it up the ass from pigs and donkeys while fellating camels to keep quiet the orgasmic moans. 

Bring.  It.  You ragheaded fundamentalist pig fornicating snotwads.  I will hand it back, 124 grains of copper-coated lead at 2,350 feet per second, multiple times. 

The next time someone tries telling me Islam is a religion of peace, I will laugh in their face, then spit at their feet.  Then, I'll scrape the sole of my shoe over their shin.  If they take offense to that, I can tell them exactly what kind of gun oil I use, and tell them I'll be pleased if they want to make something of it.

Shining examples of manhood, there.

Why are we allies with Pakistan, again?  Seems they're as bad as every other Islamofascist nation over there.  Now, they have clerics calling on the faithful to attack women with cell phones with acid.  Oh, and can't forget the call to kidnap foreign aid workers and forcibly marry them to goat-fucking camel-felating ass-in-the-air-for-their-livestocks'-convenience bipedal cockroaches that call themselves Muslim men. 

Can we move all of the world's Muslims into the middle of somewhere with absolutely no natural resources--say, the middle of the Sahara?  Then hire the Germans to build a fence around the new Muslim world?  Their engineering skills they demonstrate in building cars could probably contain the virus long enough for it to kill itself off for lack of a better host.

I'd call for sending Mexicans over to do the job cheaper, but it seems they're too busy killing each other off over who is working for which drug cartel.

Paying the Danegeld again

I wrote about this a few years ago, but the story bears repeating: Long ago, in the nation that eventually gave birth to an empire so large the sun never set upon it, a king was faced with a dilemma: his land was being raided, his people killed, and whatever wealth they had with them stolen. There were two culprits, the Vikings from the north, and the Danes from the south.

The Vikings never made any demands or offers--they just burned, murdered, raped, and pillaged (not necessarily in that order). The Danes, on the other hand, sent messengers to the king with an offer: pay us tribute, and we will leave your shores.

The king bowed to their demand. And paid. The next year, he was forced to pay a little more. And a little more.

His successor stopped the payments. When the Danes sent to him with the same demand, he turned them away, saying "Once you pay the Danegeld [the tribute-bribe to keep them from killing the people], you're never rid of the Dane." And then he drove both Vikings and Danes away, at least for his reign.

The President apparently doesn't know this story any better than Senator Ben Nelson did: he's paying bribes to the RIFs that want this nation burning in radioactive fire with the same passion they want Israel destroyed.  

If this is anything like the "Arab spring" in the Middle East...

...does this mean we're going to have occupidiots trying to #Occupy the Cockpit of whatever airline like this?

Shame

It's a crying shame that barbarian cultures have the same access to modern technology as civilized ones. 

A young, intelligent, politically-active, Iranian-heritage woman was murdered in Texas.  Shot in the head at close range. 

Authorities are claiming to not know why, but I would be willing to bet it was politically/religiously motivated.  She was, after all, a living demonstration that women are intellectually capable of as much as men, and was actively campaigning for women to be granted the same basic, human rights in Iran.

I do wonder if she was murdered because she was a political activist working against Iran's culture of barbarism, or if she was murdered because she was a living example of what women can become--one that the animals ruling Iran can't afford. 

I also wonder if she was murdered by one of her male relatives for being a stain on the honor of their family by being smarter and more successful than most Iranian men.

I’m not the POTUS.

I can afford to take the time to sleep on big decisions. Had I been in the hot seat, the instant I'd heard that bin Laden had been found, I'd have given the go order. I wouldn't have taken sixteen hours to sleep on the info.

Don't get me wrong: I'm glad the fucker's dead, and I'm glad it was a kill order. I'll give the nitwit in the White House that much. That said, I don't think it was justice, any more than ASM826 did. Justice would have been reprisal killings of 30,000 Muslim civilians in Afghanistan—3,000 every day for ten days.

I also don't think it's going to change anything. Radical camel fellators still hate us (some hate us worse, now), still want to harm us, and are still planning to harm us. Some of them think that we're lying about bin Laden's death. They're not going to believe officially released photos (those can be faked, you know)—it would be more likely to create belief if we had a body to show. Unfortunately, he's already been buried at sea (hopefully in a bacon shroud) to avoid the construction of shrines to the martyr on his gravesite. Don't get me wrong, I think the sea burial is probably the best idea, but it should have been postponed for at least a year.

We should all take a deep breath of relief that there's one less sick, psychopathic bastard planning to kill innocents in the world. What we shouldn't be doing is celebrating in the streets, or visiting Ground Zero in a sick sort of victory lap. That's what radical fundamentalist camel fellators do every time a major attack on American civilians is carried out successfully.

The definition of "scary little bastard"

A British Gurkha soldier single-handedly held off and chased off thirty Taliban terrorists, killing three.

He definitely deserves the medal.

Via Kickin' and Screamin'.

Happy anniversary.

Nine years. Today. Right now, in fact.

And we're still only marginally safer now than we were then.

I've heard people whining for years, now, that the reason they hate us is because we're belligerent. That we export a culture offensive to Islam, with the nudity, sex, and alcohol routinely portrayed in the media. That we should leave them to rule their world the way they see fit.

I don't recall United States citizens hijacking full passenger planes and ramming them into office buildings full of Muslims in Saudi Arabia, with American citizens celebrating in the streets of American cities as the buildings collapsed and the death tolls rose. Seems to me it happened the other way around.

I don't recall the United States forcing our culture on other nations in the name of religious tolerance. Seems to me that we're the ones bending over backwards to accommodate an enemy ideology, welcoming it into our midst like the idiots we are.

I don't recall any attempts by radical leftists--especially feminists--to force the same standards of behavior onto Muslims that they intimidate the rest of us in the West into, such as treating women, homosexuals, and those of other colors, beliefs, and nationalities as equal members of the human race. Seems to me those same radical leftists are too busy declaring the Muslim culture, which routinely stones rape victims to death because they're unchaste women, the moral equivalent of the culture where the rape victim is seen as a victim instead of punished as a criminal.

Nine years. We've spent nine years coddling a culture that aims suicide bombers at our troops, that buries bombs on roads that as often kill their own people as ours, that wants to force the entire world back into the seventh century, and under their own sandal heels.

People are angry. Politicians seem to have forgotten that the people who elected them have longer memories, don't see the "bigger picture" (if there is one), and only see that political correctness allows terrorists to stalk our armed forces from within their own ranks. Politicians beg us, "Please, oh please, don't provoke them."

What about us? What about the victory center that Islam wants to build on the very grounds that they destroyed nine years ago? What about the bibles, rosaries, Crucifixes, and other symbols of Christianity that are against the law to own in the middle east and are routinely burned in Saudi Arabia? What about the bibles we forced our own troops to burn so that we wouldn't offend those we were sent to subjugate so that they couldn't attack us again? Isn't that provoking us?

Is it any wonder that so many are behind the crazed pastors that want to burn the Koran today?

Nine years. I suspect this is only the first nine years in the next two hundred.

God knows we're not willing to do what's necessary to end it sooner, and prevent their "civilization" from destroying ours in the process.

Contrasts

I honestly believe the FBI when they say that Muslims are going to get violent over the Koran burning coming up.

The interesting thing is that, not only was there no violence incited when the Islamofacists burn the Bible, crosses, and other Christian artifacts, but Christian soldiers were ordered to burn Bibles translated into the two most common Afghan languages (and obeyed those orders) rather than permit Islamofacists to believe that we were trying to convert their slaves to Christianity.

And the media is always far more worried about right-wing Christian violence that never materializes. Go figure.

I wonder what Islamic donkey heaven looks like?

The headline here was horrible and funny, all at the same time:

Donkey Detonated on Gaza Border.

According to the story, a group of Islamotards loaded a whole lot of dynamite onto a donkey cart, and blew it up at the border. I guess they were trying a low-tech version of a car bomb that didn't work--the only casualty was the donkey.

My husband snarked that the donkey ought to get 72 donkey virgins. I don't know whether that would be donkey heaven though--I think the donkey would prefer endless pasture with clover and alfalfa, and maybe a small family herd to keep it company.

Leave your descriptions in the comments if the idea made you laugh.

Mixed feelings.

I have to admit once again to approing of something that the Obama administration is doing: according to this, he's ordered an upswing in covert ops in the Middle East.

The mixed feelings come from the fact that someone, likely in the White House, leaked the memo to the press, and it was announced to the world, including the people the ops are set up to take out, in the New York Times. And that puts our ops teams in danger.

I'd heard they were losing technical expertise, but this is ridiculous.

I can't imagine an example of more ironic poetic justice than terrorists blowing themselves up. Unless they're key leadership figures, like this guy.

Russia's fucking retarded.

I know they want to cripple us and distract us from whatever it is they're trying to do. I understand that. I understand that they're currently waging war against us--again--by proxy, especially in the Middle East.

That's fine. I get that. But I think they're being incredibly short-sighted in the way they're going about it.

What they don't seem to understand is that, once they've armed the Islamofacists in Iran and Syria with nuclear weapons, we may be target number one, but they're target number two.

Talk about bending over and spreading for the enemy!

Dear Leader has decided, in his infinite wisdom, to release details about our inventory of nukes!

I don't understand!

I thought Islam was the religion of peace! I thought those from the Middle East that came to our country to become citizens were the persecuted non-radicals! Why did this guy come from Pakistan, become American, then buy a vehicle for cash and steal plates for it to bomb Times Square?

Okay, I'm done with the sarcasm, now.