So, I was fussing with the DVD player (cheap pos that barely acknowledges its remote), trying to get the stupid thing to do what I was telling it to do, and the imp nearly cracked me up.
Me: What the bloody...?
Imp: It's a bloody TV, is what it is.
Keep in mind, he'll be six in October.
I thought I was going to choke, trying not to laugh at that.
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