The imp had an interview with the local non-Catholic K-12 parochial school, today. Odysseus and I were very, very nervous, because one of the imp's favorite tricks is to pretend he doesn't know as much as he does.
He impressed the superintendent by adding 2+2: "Grama and Granpa have two [things I can't remember] and two more [things I can't remember]."
Me: "So, how many things is that?"
Imp (with no hesitation whatsoever): "Dat's four."
Superintendent: "I think he'll do very well with us. How would you like to go to Kindergarten here in the fall?"
Imp: "I would like that. Can I go today?"
So, the next step (which I am just about to take) is to go get the online enrollment done.
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