I wish politics was as simple as potty training a toddler.
1. Convince the people that somebody needs to be sent home. ("Do you have to pee-pee?" "NO!" "Are you sure? If you go pee-pee, you get candy." "Candy? PEE-PEE!")
2. Vote out the individual in question. ("Mama, POOP! Dump poop?" "Yes, son, we'll dump the poop." "Flush poop?" "Yes son, you can flush the poop.")
3. Politician disappears, never to be active in politics again. ("Bye bye, poop...Mama, poop hiding. Hiding in toilet.")
Sadly, in politics, it's far more common that the turds just don't flush.
19 minutes ago