Vague maladies with no symptoms other than whole body aches, headaches, and low fever can FTFO.
I don't feel up to posting much more than this, so the floor is yours. What's getting on your tits today?
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Uh, what? LOL
ReplyDeleteYou know, getting up your nose? on your nerves? What do you want to tell "fuck off"? That's what my posts on Fridays labeled "FFOT" are for: Friday F**k Off Thread. Started I don't know how many years ago on a now-defunct blog, continued for a couple more at The FFOT blog, and carried on here as well as there, since that one kind of dried up.
ReplyDeleteBasically, it's a place/time to vent frustrations.
Oh, ok. I've never heard, "what's on your tits" used quite that way. You make me chuckle.
ReplyDelete'Scuse me. Would you please pass the brain bleach? I'm having dirty thoughts.
ReplyDeletePlease.....get the gender right!
ReplyDeleteI have PECKS!
TinCan Assassin--meh, dirty thoughts are par for the course, around my household. If you haven't visited Odysseus's blog, you should: you'd probably enjoy his Sirens posts.
ReplyDeleteOCM--it's a figure of speech. Women have pecs, too, you know.
Okay, thanks for explaining FFOT to me.
ReplyDeleteWhat's really bugging me now is, what the hell does FTFO stand for?
You write it all the time, and I'm sure it's as rude as FFOT.
I'm feeling kinda stupid not being able to parse it out
With my gunnie brain, all I keep coming up with is Fail To Fuck Off, and I know that can't be it.
MSgt B- FTFO is a shorthand for Fuck the fuck off. Basically imagine yourself back in boot and assume the worst.
ReplyDeleteOne a personal note co-workers who take two smoke breaks an hour can ass-fuck themselves off with a supercharged dildo so long it triggers their gag reflex and causes them to vomit the fucking booze I can smell on their breath.
"One a personal note co-workers who take two smoke breaks an hour can ass-fuck themselves off with a supercharged dildo so long it triggers their gag reflex and causes them to vomit the fucking booze I can smell on their breath."
ReplyDeleteHoly cow...we've met?
Ha Ha