Thursday, December 22, 2011

A fortunate turn of events

Ran across an odd headline on Drudge this morning, one of those you just have to click on to get the story.

Basically, a man (apparently drunk) shot at a mouse in the kitchen with his 9mm handgun (type undisclosed by the story). Bullet went through the wall, and hit a housemate in the chest while he was in the bathroom. As the police were investigating the shooting, they found the third housemate's girlfriend hiding in the basement.

The guy with the questionable judgement and unreasoning fear of mice was 27, the one in the bathroom that got shot was 28, and the third guy was 34. The third guy's girlfriend was 13.

Wait, what?

Yep, the 13 year old girl had been having a "relationship" with the 34 yo man for several months, sneaking out so her daddy didn't find out about it.

Needless to say, Johnny Perv got arrested and charged.

Thank God for drunk idiots with guns and a fear of mice (even if the other housemate would disagree).

4 comments:

  1. Given that it would be difficult to miss that your roomie is snogging a junior high student(and presumably didn't report it) I'd say the perv's roommate should look up karma in a dictionary.

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  2. I certainly didn't see a single instance of an exercise of good judgement by anyone living in that house.

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  3. Dude, you have me laughing HARD here! Tears in my eyes even....Where do you come up with this stuff??

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  4. Hey, I'm not the one that reported on--or even found the report to publicly link--the stupid. Thank Drudge for that. I just commented on the report. I tend to be a bit smart mouthed, especially when faced with somewhere the gene pool needs chlorination.

    Thanks for the compliments, though.

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