First: the fucking idiot twatwaffles that re-did the living room wiring can fuck the fucking fuck off. In simply replacing a ceiling fan that badly needed it, we found the wiring is FUBARed enough that turning the wall switch ON kicks the breaker OFF.
Second: My own guts. My own guts can fuck the fucking fuck off. With cheese. I have somehow managed to develop a gluten intolerance. I get something with wheat ingredients, even with "less than 2%" such as in canned soups, I wind up with sharp pain, cramping from one end of digestion to the other, headache, brain fog, bad gas, and horrible dreams. Thank GOD this does not extend to whiskey, or I really WOULD cry. And cuss. And cry some more. Because bourbon.
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