Under the tuition plan, believed to be the first of its kind in the nation, the school is creating a nonprofit organization called the Santa Monica Career and Transfer Alliance, which will offer the courses at full cost.
The foundation will offer about 50 class sections in courses such as accounting, art history, economics, Japanese, music history, speech and psychology — 18 courses in all. If the classes fill up, more will be added, depending on the availability of instructors and classrooms. California residents will pay about $540 per class and non-residents will pay about $840.
Students will be able to apply for some financial aid and the college is providing about 300 scholarships of about $300 each for needy students.But any nuance was apparently lost to the students. They are reported to have chanted, “No cuts, no fees, education should be free!”
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Free? Free??? Listen, cupcake, There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch! Where do you FUCKING FUCKTARDED FUCKSTICK TWATWAFFLES think your FUCKING classes FUCKING COME from? Where do YOU FUCKING LITTLE SPOILED FUCKING ROTTEN FUCKING SPUNK-SOAKED TWATFARTS think the FUCKING buildings come from? Do you FUCKING realize that the FUCKING university FUCKING pays FUCKING taxes and FUCKING upkeep on the FUCKING buildings you plant your FUCKING lazy FUCKING ASSES in (when you can fucking be fucking arsed to fucking go to fucking class)? What about the FUCKING equipment? Do you think the FUCKING desks and FUCKING CHALKBOARDS, WHITE BOARDS AND FUCKING SMARTBOARDS GROW ON FUCKING TREES YOU CAN FUCKING PAY FUCKING INIGO CHINGADERA VALDEZ A QUARTER OF MINIMUM FUCKING WAGE TO SWIM ACROSS THE FUCKING RIO GRANDE TO PICK FOR YOUR FUCKING LAZY FUCKING FUCKSTICK SELVES? Do you FUCKING think that the FUCKING board of trustees is FUCKING PAID ENOUGH TO FUCKING DEAL WITH YOUR FUCKING SPOILED FUCKING ROTTEN WHINING FUCKING PROTESTS? NOBODY is fucking paid enough for that fucking shit.
Do you FUCKING FUCKTARD MOUTH-BREATHING FART-FOR-BRAINS FUCKING INFANTILE FUCKING STEAMING PILE OF WORTHLESS WASTE OF FUCKING SPACE THINK THAT YOUR FUCKING PROFESSORS TEACH FOR FUCKING FREE? Do you REALLY FUCKING THINK that we do our FUCKING jobs for the fucking pleasure of watching you fucking try to fucking hide your fucking smartfuckingphone under the fucking desk and fucking fuck around on fucking Facebook while you're supposed to be fucking paying fucking attention in the absofuckinglutely futile fucking hope that we can instill some fucking skill or possibly some fucking knowledge of how the fucking world works in the fucking vacuum you call a fucking mind?
FREE? DO YOU REALIZE THAT, AS FUCKING TAXPAYERS, NOT ONLY ARE YOU FUCKING FUCKTARDS NOT FUCKING PAYING FOR YOUR OWN FUCKING EDUCATION, BUT BY FUCKING TAKING OUT SO MANY FUCKING GOVERNMENT FUCKING SUBSIDIZED FUCKING LOANS, YOU'RE FUCKING MAKING YOUR FUCKING TEACHERS PAY TO FUCKING BE VERBALLY ABUSED, HARASSED, AND VILLIFIED BY YOU AND YOUR FUCKING DRINKING AND FUCKBUDDIES?!!!???
FUCK YOU ALL!!!