The bovine excrement is so deep on this that the U.N. enviornmentalists need to impose fines.

Putin says that Russia might abandon its nukes, if other nations (*cough* United States *cough*) do so first.

Of course they will. They'll "abandon" a few in our airspace, a few in Poland's, a few in England's...

You get the picture. They'll "abandon" their nukes, as soon as they're sure they can launch without reprisals.