Friday, April 10, 2009

I have a way to fix Social Security going broke.

Encourage people without children to start smoking in their forties. Since smoking tends to kill people within 20-30 years (if it's going to kill them at all), we'll only be paying out for five to fifteen years, instead of 20-40 years.
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