I did not get my coffee*, this morning. Due to various antics perpetrated mostly by the imp, we were running late. Coffee got made, got put into a travel mug, but got left behind as I was trying to get the kids out the door. And we were running late enough, courtesy of the imp, that I could not go back and get it.
I am NOT HAPPY.
The antics can definitely fuck off. When, not if, they're repeated, Mama's gonna come down on the perpetrator (whichever child it is) like a ton of bricks.
*I am not un-caffeinated, because I had a massive sinus headache for which I took a dose of Midol. But damn it, I wanted that cup of coffee.
3 hours ago