Elliot Spitzer--he of the $4,300 plus expenses per night call girl scandal in NYC--has decided he wants another job on the public dime. Says that public service was "the most satisfying thing for me ever."
Either that means he hasn't been able to find and keep another job...or he's talking about the publicly funded blow-jobs he was receiving the last time he was in office.
I suppose it doesn't matter--either way, he's intending to service the public. Again.
Honestly, I'd rather vote for his opponent, Kristin Davis--the madam whose girls he rented. She's done her time, and is now seeking the job that Spitzer wants.
Unlike poor Spitzer, she's actually got private sector business experience...a successful business, at that, if illegal.
I'd say we should just admire his spunk, but I really don't want to.
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