The census counts. Counts CITIZENS.

 Back when the Constitution was being drafted (in the late eighteenth century), the census was something fought over between the free states and the slave states.  You see, the slave states (Democrat run, Southern) wanted their slaves all counted in the census.  For reasons.  

The Northern states didn't want them counted at all. 

Huh?  What?  WTF, over?  Wasn't the North anti-slavery?  

Well...yes.  And that was the fucking point.

If the North had allowed the South to count each of their non-citizen, non-voting slaves in the census, then the South would have completely overwhelmed the North in the House of Representatives, which held the strings to the purse.  They'd never have been able to do anything to their benefit, never be able to do anything to help the slaves.  The nation we live in now would not exist.  

It would not have survived the first challenge, even.  

However, the South would not agree to the North's demand that no slave gets counted; by that measure, the North would bury them in the House of Representatives.  And the South would get...well.  Not anything it wanted.  

Eventually, a compromise was reached: slaves would count in the census, but only as just barely over half a person: one slave counted as 3/5 of a person.  

When I learned about this in school, I was taught it was because the people writing the Constitution thought that they weren't human, and shouldn't count.  I was taught that the 3/5 Compromise was evil and racist.  

It wasn't.  It was a heroic effort expended by both sides to fight for representation for their population, regarding taxation and apportionment.  When the 3/5 Compromise was reached, nobody was happy about it.  Both sides hated it equally for different reasons: the North because the people being counted had no rights under the law; the South because they lacked the industry and population of the North, and were counting on being able to count the slaves to be allowed to keep them as slaves without right to recourse or redress.   

Fast forward almost 200 years.  We're having the same, damn argument again.  Made by the spiritual descendants of those slave-owning Democrats.  With the same, damn reasoning. The Census is supposed to count citizens.  To apportion seats in the House of Representatives, and for tax and funding purposes. 

The Democrat party wants all illegals counted under the census.  People who are not citizens, not allowed to vote, not allowed to fucking be here.  They aren't here legally, do not belong here, and...collect welfare in Democrat run states.

Without those individuals counted, the Democrats will lose a lot of seats.  

This time, we cannot compromise.  Just because they live here doesn't mean they're citizens.  Only citizens--born and naturalized alike--should be counted in the census.  

The last time we compromised, we ended up in a bloody war about it just over half a century later.  And the scars from that still haven't healed.