Friday, May 12, 2017

FFOT: the week

Monday:

The USPS can fuck off with prejudice.  Seriously, if your posted hours state that you open at 8:30, then answer your goddamned phone at 8:40.  And if you don't, don't leave the fucking "we're closed" message on your machine.  And clear your fucking voicemail so I can leave a fucking message, you goddamned ass-weasels. 

To the "mother" driving at ten miles under the speed limit, texting with one hand and smoking with the other while your curly-headed toddler was flapping her arms above her car seat in the back...I hope you realize you're directly harming your baby girl and putting her in imminent danger through your own white-trash habits.  And by so doing, dooming the child to a life of poverty, sponging off the government, and being a generational problem and drain on my children's resources.  Fuck off and die alone in a fiery car crash before she's old enough to remember you, so that she has a chance at a productive, happy life.

Tuesday:

This sinus headache that snuck up on me while I was grading last chance essays can fuck right off.  Ouch.

Thursday:

I can fuck off for attempting to scale back on the amount of naproxin I take.   OUCH.  I really can't afford to feel like this right now.

This was my week.  How was yours?

9 comments:

  1. After years of experience of dealing with government entities, I've decided one of the worst things that ever happened to the United States was allowing public servants to have voice mail. That, and computerized answering machines. Not only do they ignore you, there's nobody to complain to when they do.

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  2. My week wasn't as bad as yours, but I have had better.

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    1. I've honestly had worse weeks. Monday did really irritate me, though.

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  3. Sorry it's another bad week. I sent you some ferret pictures and info. Used Philip Nolan address.

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    1. It's been a hectic week, or I'd've replied to the emails. I saw them and LOVED the ferrets. I do adore the fuzzy slinkies--they're such neat critters.

      One of my cats looks a bit like a ferret through the chin from some angles, when she's sleeping on her back, with the top of her head pressed into the couch cushions.

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    2. One of my wife's favorite cats escaped when I went outside on the porch yesterday. The wretch fled into the woods. The dogs and I searched the woods all around the house, to no avail. Then "Miss Bitey" came back on her own last night. Ferrets will do that too, but if they get away, they're gone.

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  4. Recovering from surgery... But I won't trade ya... Sorry.

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    1. I'm allergic to pain meds. I wouldn't trade you, either. Sorry. :)

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