So, this morning, I don't have much. The imp started kindergarten yesterday, and the pixie started preschool this morning. We went to Walmart for a couple of things, then decided we were going to go to Sam's Club...then totally forgot to go to Sam's Club, and had to backtrack after we'd gotten 90% of the way home.
Took almost forty minutes off my planned cleaning-without-kids-underfoot time.
Being forgetful can fuck off.
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