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Sunday, May 19, 2013

Criminal Masterminds...oy.

26.  Look in the closet before you shut the homeowner in it, especially after you've already knocked him around a bit.  If you don't, the closet will end up being the one where the household's guns are stored, and the homeowner will shoot your stupid, unobservant ass.
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2 comments:

  1. rickiMay 19, 2013 at 3:38 PM

    Bwah ha ha ha ha ha.

    Not only is karma a bitch, she's a bitch with a sense of humor.

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    1. Heroditus HuxleyMay 19, 2013 at 8:53 PM

      Yep. That was about as funny as the guy that insulted his victim's age and got his "manhood" shot off. Or the guy that ran face first into a closed glass door after a purse snatching.

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