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Sunday, April 26, 2009

You know how stoners always say that pot wouldn't be illegal if it had been discovered about the same time as aspirin?

Apparently, they're wrong. According to the Journal of Experimental Botany, a man (probably a shaman, possibly a stoner) was buried with 789 grams (a little less than 28 ounces) of pot. Not recently, either: their best dating guesstimate is that he was buried with the weed about 2,700 years ago.
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2 comments:

  1. rickiApril 29, 2009 at 7:23 AM

    "probably a shaman, possibly a stoner"

    Best line I've heard all week.

    (I bet modern stoners don't bury their buddies with weed - at least, not the GOOD weed.)

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  2. Heroditus HuxleyApril 29, 2009 at 5:25 PM

    Nah...they'd smoke it in their buddy's honor. They'd probably just bury their buddy with a bong.

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